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Pic of the Day: “I like the pants.” “Thank you. They’re Costco. You can have them when you get taller.” “I’m never gonna go through puberty.” “Course you will. But we’re a family of late bloomers. I didn’t until I was 14. Nor did Olive.” “Why does that matter? I’m adopted.” “What? Oh my God! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time.” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I’m so out of love with you. I’ve got nothing left for you, nothing, nothing. Nothing, there is nothing here for you.” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day “Even in this light, I can tell where your eyes are looking… Look, John. Hold them. Diamonds… The only thing in the world you can’t resist. Then tell me you don’t know what I’m talking about…Ever had a better offer in your whole life? One with everything?” “I’ve never had a crazier one.” “Just as long as you’re satisfied!” “You know as well as I do: this necklace is imitation.” “Well, I’m not.” (70th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it’s very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say ‘oh but he’s so much older than you’ and you know what, I’m the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “This doesn’t change anything Falco! I’m still an All-Pro quarterback with two Superbowl rings. You’ll never be anything more than a replacement player.” “Yeah, I can live with that.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (105th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Standing there like that you reminded me of the man that used to come to our house when I was young. My father used to say: ‘watch this man’. So I did. Every time he came. And never once did he do anything remarkable.” “And I remind you of him?” “This one time, I was at the age of your son, our house was overrun by partisan border guards. Dozens of them. My father was beaten, my mother was beaten, and this man, my father’s friend, he was beaten. And I watched this man. Every time they hit him, he stood back up again. So they hit him harder. Still he got back to his feet. I think because of this they stopped the beating. They let him live. ‘Stoit i muzhik’, I remember them saying… ‘stoit i muzhik’. Which sort of means like uh, ‘standing man’. Standing man…” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Poor Balto. He’s going into freezing coldness to find the dog he doesn’t like and bring medicine back to a town that doesn’t like him.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I need your help. I can’t tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we’re gonna hurt some people.” “Whose car we gonna take?” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day “I’m going to ask you some questions… they can be really personal. And all you have to do is answer either Never, Rarely, Sometimes, or Always. It’s kind of like multiple choice but it’s not a test.” “Ok.” “In the past year, your partner refused to use a condom. Never, Rarely, Sometimes, Always?” “Sometimes.” “Okay. In the past year, has your partner messed with your birth control or tried to get you pregnant?” “Never.” “Autumn, has your partner ever threatened or frightened you? Never, Rarely, Sometimes, Always?” “Why are you asking me that?” “I want to make sure that you’re safe. Your partner’s threatened or frightened you. Never, Rarely, Sometimes, Always? “Rarely.” “Has your partner hit, slapped, or physically hurt you. Never, Rarely, Sometimes, Always? Has your partner ever hit you, slapped you, or physically hurt you? Is someone hurting you?” “Some-” “It’s okay. It’s just a couple more questions, all right? Your partner has made you have sex when you didn’t want to? Never? Rarely. Sometimes? Always?” “It’s okay. I want to make sure you’re safe and I want to help you if I can. I have just one more question for you, okay Autumn? Has anyone forced you into a sexual act ever in your lifetime, yes or no?” “Yeah.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Normally, my prospects of coming back alive from a meeting with Nicky were 99 out of 100. But this time, when I heard him say ‘a couple of hundred yards down the road’, I gave myself 50-50.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Do they allow tipping on the boat?” “Yes, sir.” “Have you got two fives?” “Yes, sir!” “Well, then you won’t need the ten cents I was gonna give you.” (90th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Well, all the jokes can’t be good. You’ve got to expect that once in awhile.” (95th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Jack, I swear…” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “When you came to Chicago, were you hoping for a confrontation with the police? … I’m concerned you have to think about it.” “Give me a moment, would you, friend? I’ve never been on trial for my thoughts before.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Is there something in the guitar case?” “Yeah.” “What?” “My guitar.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Nervous?” “Yes.” “First time?” “No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Have you ever been a stowaway on any other airline?” “Oh, yes. But I like Trans Global the best.” “Well, it’s nice to meet a satisfied customer.” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (115th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I want the future to be unknown. I want to become a whole person.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I am your king.” “Well, I didn’t vote for you.” “You don’t vote for kings.” “Well how’d you become king then?” “The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.” “Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.” (50th Anniversary)


And the Nominees Are… (2024)

We’ve got our nominees.

Last year (and probably the year before), I felt like I had zero time to prepare or get things in order, and I basically went into predictions cold and just sort of guessed, wrote it out once and left it at that. This year, I knew I wasn’t gonna bother putting up all the precursors as they came in and instead just built my predictions as we went along. So at least I was able to put thought into most of it. I will say, though, very little time and effort went into the Shorts categories. And boy, does it show (we’ll get to it).

I watched the nominations as they happened this morning, and very little made me surprised. Which I guess is what I hope for when doing this every year. The most I saw was ‘oh, that got left off there and that got on there’. Nothing like, “Where the fuck did that come from?” But I also saw them, made mental notes, then went on with my day and completely forgot about everything for 12 hours. So I’m only now just sitting down to process everything. So let’s see how this all shook out and what actually things of note are worth mentioning. (more…)


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Pic of the Day: “I only know you got the wrong man.” “Information Transit got the wrong man. I got the right man. The wrong one was delivered to me as the right man, I accepted him on good faith as the right man. Was I wrong?” (40th Anniversary)


Oscars 2024: The B+ Nominations Ballot

Oh hey, it’s that time again. I’ll disappear for almost a whole year, but you know I’m gonna be here for this. This is my Super Bowl.

I will say, I bet the Academy is real glad to have Wicked up there this year because this is fixing to be the most niche set of nominees in a while. This year is gonna be for psychos like me and definitely not for casual viewers. And not even just financially speaking. I don’t care about that. I mean that four major (likely) Best Picture nominees are The Brutalist, Emilia Pérez, Anora and The Substance. Wild.

Anyway, let’s get guessing. (more…)